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Potent Quotables
I have been blessed with an awesome crew of friends that always keep me laughing, thinking, and sometimes crying...because I'm laughing so hard. This is for the crew.
 Hunt: "I kissed a girl on the lips this weekend!" Eric M.: Damn dude, is that like first base? Hunt: That's first taste...in a while.  "You think dirt will work?" -Brunt trying to figure out a substitute for wax  "Well, somebody's gotta fuck Brunt" -Eric on Brunt having a girlfriend.  "I'm not gonna lie, dude had some nice ass legs." -Matt on accidentally going on a date with a transvestite.  "I'm a poster-boy for melanoma and man tits. -Jon  "It's hard to look tough when you're sippin' on a juice box" -Me Photo:Kristen  "Ya poop ain't shit" -Justin  "I got three cuts on speed dial" -Jacob  Johnny AKA Craxle Rose: What seems to be the problem officer? Cop: "Johnny, you're the problem."  "I'm fucked" -Rory after getting his third ticket in one month. Rory is one of the only people I know who can say "I'm fucked" with a smile on his face.  "We can't die, I'm too invincible for that" -Bryan  "Fuck yo' couch" -Ngari  "I think we need a new cat" -Kristen  (Ok, this one takes a little explanation) This happened a few years ago in Berkley when I first met Jacob. He had been out all night and Hunt and I were in the basement of the Co-op that Bryan and Jacob lived in. All of the sudden after not seeing him for hours Jacob popped his head in the door and said "I've got high school girls!" and slammed the door shut again. We didn't see him again for hours.  "I'm either an elf or a dumbass" -Hunt   -Rob completely misquoted in Asheville news paper.  "I think I need to go to the hospital" -Molnar at least once a week.  "The thing about homosexual relationships is that guys are all like "UUUHHHHHHH" and girls are like "Eh" and so when it's two guys they're both like "UUUHHHHHHH" and just have sex constantly." -Eric  "Look there's another band setting up in there" -Me looking into a full wall mirror thinking that the reflection was another room. Photo:Kristen  "The video's coming out in about two weeks" -Brunt circa 2004 "The video's coming out in about two weeks" -Brunt -February 2007  "I got a dick, but it's in my other hand" -Jon  "This is like Jerry's kids vs. the Lions club" -Yeti on a game of volleyball at Alex's going away party.  "Puke down my pants later when your hands aren't so cold." -Kristen (I could try to explain the context of this one, but I'll just leave it to your imagination).  "I don't know man, it looked good from the road" -Rob every time he directs us to some crazy unskatable spot.  "When I listen to this song I like to pretend she has down syndrome." -Ted on "These days" by Nico  "I guess if I had to have sex with one professional skateboarder it would be Andy Macdonald just so he could finally loose his virginity." -Hunt  "Do I have a quote?" -Cassandra Posted on 01 Mar 2007 by mike
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