the graduate, part 1.
i know i havent blogged in 12 years but i'm back. big time.

these are really old but i have an inability to blog out of chronological order so it's flashback time. and obviously there is a lot of akira and no time for jokes.



haircuts have changed since circa september of last year. but my love for kari has not.



remember the time rachael and cary moved to spain? that sucked.



then people started dropping like flies. this is cameron's going away party. rosemary's hair was chopped soon after.



at any given time cameron was surrounded by like 50 girls.



kari.



quinn used her hair to see what elise would look like with long hair. HELLLooo.



we tried it on emmy too but she just looked like a jew with a bad straightening job.



sometimes we had craft parties. i made a book.



kari made shirts and obscene gestures.



twins.


everyone met up between classes at the local every wednesday. sweet fruit and sweet faces. kari, quinn, cora.



again with the obscenities.



anya at the local.



local ladies.



my friends are pretty blah blah blah. if i don't get some ugly friends soon my blog will never change.



i used to look like that before i cut my hair. today i look a little like ringo.



alex visited one time and i gave him his birthday present.



he used to give me those grabber things in high school every year. and i always return the favor. the dinosaur ones are new though. how times change. nothing stays the same.



except that my friends are always pretty. boring.



chris and maggie. this picture is amazing.



god chelsea is such a xlushx. ha. when chelsea and i lived together i used to leave her little notes in which i put x brackets on xeveryx xsinglex xwordx. just to xirkx xherx.



chris and joe are always the life of the party.



emily maggie and eli have been sisters since high schools. and pretty since birth.



that's emily's dad on the computer screen. we were videochatting with him in japan.



akira came to my house in berkeley!



cutest child ever. akira is cute too.



aki is a surprisingly good photographer.



its like that documentary "my kid could paint that" only akira is actually a genius and she is painting her dad's paintings, not the other way around.



aki saw that this fern was dying and asked if she could prune it. tummy!



two of my favorite humans drinking tea. huge cup or tiny baby?



triple kiss with aki.



lolo and i made vegan samosas. delicious.



i went to LA and then halloween happened. i was a cat which is odd because i am allergic and also i hate cats.



my sister was a peacock.



a boy peacock though b/c the girl ones are dumb and brown.



akira's bday is on halloween so there was a massive children's costume party. if you tell akira to smile this happens. popeye.



this is funny because lisa and steven work at bua studios and bua requires a lot of his employees. overtime.



the babies were all pretty cute and the colors were dizzying.



more.



justin was a mouse. he looked more like a mouse than a mouse does.



sisters.



vegan birds and mice and cats all getting along.



aki and kara.



starfish and stingray costumes.



there was some hired help. otherwise known as unemployed actors.



another customized costume, akira wanted a "mousey-fish." frightening.



i'm pretty sure this guy was NOT hired to play "fishing for babies." but he did it anyway.



unemployed actress #4.



there was a bouncy blow up tent thingy. it made me feel sick.



i immediately put my shoes back on but my equilibrium took a while to return.



THREE!



following in her dad's footsteps.



what if your job was to make these balloon hats? that would rule.



aki and her friend titi.



one of the oscar winners left his costume in the bedroom so my sis and i played dress-up...some more.



baby daddy.



like cinderella. the clock struck midnight and my sister went from peacock to whorecock. french prostitute?



and mousey got tired.



that's so cute it's weird.



bua's best friend ruben. this looks cute but in reality ruben was saying: "ok you draw on THAT side of the line and i'll draw on THIS side. it's gonna be awesome."



her style just gets better every year.



went to a murakami exhibit. blech. but akira liked it.



M Café in LA is vegan/macrobiotic/delicious.



ruby and aki. pretty.



stopped by the boutique where ruby's art is being shown/sold.



but she's gonna have to compete with aki, because she is a genius. she said this was me.



"akira spider."



"ruby." HA. mine wins for sure.



then it was rosemary's birthday and i made her a book.



cora and alison.



rose and kari.



this is what happens if i give kari the camera.



me and emmy. cooball love. i miss you.



we played that story pictionary game and every single person independently drew emily the same way. big fro, two ringlets. also everything was about vaginas, as per usual.



sometimes i dress lolo up in my clothes. my personal doll.



hallie came home for thanksgiving. HAPPY!



but then she went back to NY a minute later. SAD!



ru and bua and aki came for thanksgiving too. sisters!



ruby makes me feel like a whale giant.



emmy and tippy.



aki and my dad.



showing off her fuzzy kicks.



MOST LOVING CHILD EVER.



in the laundry basket.



she helps fold the laundry by throwing clothes everywhere.



we played airplane and as she fell onto my chest she yelled "i'm falling in love!" amazing.



cuddle up!



aki got my mom in a good headlock.



worked up an appetite.





the fam.



ru and justy.



into the tunnel.



and out!



kissing the prince.




amazing.



ok enough pics of babies. onto adults!



oh, oops. one more of babies. check out julians awesome new shirt.



this is when i was at a cafe writing my thesis. obviously i was concentrating hard.



as was bob. bob usually only takes pics of butts when he has my camera. he was trying to take some of me and emmy and asked: "how do you put this thing on wide angle?" jerk.



me emmy cora and kari. matchyshoes.



one of the last few days on campus. EVER.



went to see iron & wine at the paramount in oakland with rose and alison.



three angry jews and a christmas tree.



sam beam.



chanukah was overshadowed by my thesis. but i lit the candles on night at rosemary's house (soon to become my house).



chanukah party!



me and my future roommies.



I FINISHED MY THESIS!



and got bangs!

MORE TO COME! only got 6 more months to catch up on before SUMMER FUN BEGINS.

by blog.
love chloe.
Posted on 18 Jun 2008 by chloe
ketchup
lots to catch up on. here goes. there's a lot to post, so no time for witty banter or making fun of my friends. ..ok maybe a little time for the latter.

the sizes are a little messed up. oops. ok go.



nothing boosts my ego like watching people read my blogs and laugh. emmy and sam happen to be pretty whilst doing it.



oh yeah and then there's kari when she reads them.



this is what happens when i let kari or emmy borrow my camera.



joe's vagina.



got my camera back.



so i could shoot THIS. amazing.



emily's new sweatsuit jacket. i.e. 90 year old jewish man in florida.



then we saw the morning benders at bottom of the hill.



it's actually pretty weird how attractive my friends are. i dont fraternize with the uglies.



i cant keep my lips off their purty faces.



manning the merch table.



twins?



and lovebryan was here! and kari is a whooooooooooore. that's some serious contact.



kari always acts like a lady.



me and bryan.



bryan took his place at the front of the crowd.



bending the morning.



bffs.



we miss daniel. did you know that he enjoys pedicures? well you do now. and so do all the rest of the bancroft bombers.



emmy on the rhodes. it was off.



brittany and her sister chelsea are ethereal creatures. check out those eyes.



au revoir simone played. they weren't the best but they were nice to look at.



pedicures. seriously.



earlier i said joe had a vagina. here's the proof. god, "femalia" has really enhanced all of our lives.



emmy is adorable.



more fun with femalia. lesbian fun.



whoooooooooooooooooooo(re). also 90 year old gray vag? really? that's weird.



rachael gave daniel a haircut.



brush your shoulders off.



i wasn't to be outdone.



this will be my last rachie-cut for a while.



then daniel bid us farewell and left us for NY. i hate NY. steals all my friends.



alison and i practiced for our upcoming secret cafe gig.



rachie prepared to leave us for spain and threw party at her parents'.



she cooked us these vegan things.



and i got vegan boots.



i think rachael's dad was mad about how far away spain is.



meanwhile, this happened. as per usual.



jason and anya.



just us girls!



the lovely couple heading for spain.



i smelled someone's drink and got tipsy.



i accidentally put my thumb over the flash and THIS happened! so much fun to be had...



rachie's new tattoo looks good in red.



red cora. rora! duh. combining words is the funnest.



rari and remily.



eli and chelsuck saw red.



chris still won't admit it, but even in red we look alike.



this is the only time you'll see me play sports.we jews aren't particularly good at sports. but wi doesn't seem to know that. it can mimic all my moves, but it has no jew-radar. i wasn't the only jew having fun.



emily bowled so hard her arms fell off.



rosemary was overly excited about her newfound competitve strengths.



but after a while, wi figured us out when midnight struck and we turned back into jews.



my friends' hotness never ceases to amaze me.



even in the light of day they look pretty damn good.



and you can't get much cuter than cooball (emily).



we had a breakfast party at the channing house. rosemary made pancakes.



kari made fresh juice.



chris got domestic.



which is as rare as emily getting domestic. just kidding. my wiiiiiife!



rachael threw a secret cafe to say adios before leaving for spain. anyone who is anyone who is also hot was there.



the beautiful ladies of the beautiful house kindly allowed us all to invade for a night of merriment and good eats.



brian rogers and cary and i came early to be the sous chefs. rachael is a hard-ass and runs a real tight ship. between every step of cooking she makes you drink wine and tell jokes and make out. what? it was hard.



chelsuck and lolo are opposite people but come from the same arian stock. the only thing sullying this pure picture is my jew thumb that got in the frame.



alison and i also come from the same stock. matzoh ball soup stock.



sarah and alison.



i have no idea what we were so enthralled by but it looks like it was pretty amazing.



are stalagmites the ones that go up?



or down?



this is the menu for the vegan three-course meal we cooked. rachael's creations.

THE FOLLOWING SERIES IS CALLED "MY FRIENDS ARE PRETTY." I HOPE VERY VERY MUCH THAT RACHAEL WILL FIND THIS FUNNY AND STILL BE MY FRIEND. seriously though, pretty.



pretty!



still pretty!



pretty-ish!



pretty? wait for it...



KODAK MOMENT SO PRETTY IT HURTS ME. i know laughing at other people's discomfort is bad, especially when they are your friend, but its just too good. but rachie you told me i HAD to blog with ALL the pictures so you could have them! plus rach, you already have a boyfriend and he still loves you even after he saw this, so he's a keeper. i love you. so pretty.



in case you forgot, rachael usually looks like this.



or this.



or this. ok my job here is done.



we now return to our regularly scheduled programming: my friends are pretty.



slaving away in the kitchen.



learning from the master.



roasted bell pepper, young thai coconut, and nectarine soup. i know.



the chef and her admirers.



invite only, suckers!



dewey? jordan?



mushroom encrusted tofu, black and white summer rice, and young baby green salad.



yep, it was THAT good. just ask anya and lulu, licking their plates clean.



more satisfied customers.



twinlove.



squared.



the natives were getting restless, so i got out some porn from the house's recycling pile.



it kept them entertained.



for a while.



but seriously. those articles take a while to read.



cutest.



the audience was nice to look at.



we played some songs.



as did mr. chu.



secret cafe crew 2007.

so much more to come its crazy. prepare yourself. work out.
bye blog.
love chloe.
Posted on 03 Nov 2007 by chloe

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