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long time old blog friend
WENT FROM BRAZIL TO USA AND USA TO PORTLAND AND PORTLAND TO BERKELEY
 i'll start all of this off by saying that i think the bay bridge is way way better than the golden gate and if i wore or even owned a hat i'd take it off to this bridge.  get to berkeley and the first thing i see is this...thing? i dunno it was confusing, it was like two people fused into one, it was weird, it was beautiful, it waaaas uh...  oh it was just chloe and emily. i read in this white trash love-making book that what chloe is doing to emily is actually considered a classic junior high dry-hump move known as the "bareback dry-mount." crazy.  cats  manifest destiny applies to the native 'mericans donuts also.  then i saw this! there used to be a bus line in Brazil called "Comet" and they named one of their buses "Haley" and i'd always see it at the bus stations and i thought about Hallie even tho the name was spelled wrong.  heeEEEeey. look at these cool guys with their cell phonez.  got to eat some pretty alright polenta, only one thing made it better...  uh huh.  met up with sir nick and finished off his recycled bike with him at loth. this is the maiden voyage of that bike.  this really really reaaaalllly reminded me of "washington crossing the delaware" LEFT BERKELEY AND WENT TO LA.  LA mostly looks like this.  haircuts were the first order of business there and Drews always up to the task. she slayed the ponytail some months back.  Drew then took me to her gallery...and what do you know, some dude is pissing on it when we show up.  bliptt.  all she had was this guys project and a window looking out into another dimension tho.  this is what tourists look like in LA. this is 70% of america.  Stephen and Lucy are from austin (see hallies blog OR my childhood) and live in LA now. people from texas dont like LA really but when they get there they go apes.  so what now? my friend shawn was all like "hey" and i took a picture of him saying it.  yeh he was like "hey...lets go to Ikea"  and Ikea has a cafeteria?  with really cheap swedish meatballs and macaroni/cheese. starting from 5 o'clock and going clockwise -- imagine big bird, grimace and then yoshi all collectively vomiting in cute little piles on your plate...at Ikea. AND THEN I WENT BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO  and brought 91 bathroom scales from that LA Ikea for some artist in San Francisco. yeh we'll see how this turns out i guess. AND THEN I WENT BACK TO PORTLAND WHERE I CAME FROM  mt. shasta, like the soda. Posted on 27 Feb 2007 by houston
holidays
olá. here we go...
 was on a busride the other day. these two 15yr old girls got on with loads and loads of wrapped presents and shit they had just bought at the nearby mall. one of them was wasted and threw up in the back of bus.  had to sleep in a tent outback of a luxurious beachhouse cause the owner was hookin up with our friend at night...  ...no problem tho, cause we got to swim for free!!  awwww.  Alf came over and hung out.  awwww.  it was windy at the beach at one point we ran into this wasted dude, like really really drunk. so drunk that he had cottonmouth like crazy and even that white shit that accumulates in the corners of peoples' mouths sometimes.  drunk guy picked up this dog to love on it and the dog immediately started lapping that white junk out of the corners of his mouth.  his interest in the dog wasn't too prolonged and he soon buzzed out into an LSD flashback. the dog, tho, kept on having fun. being away from home for the holidays this year was kinda strange, never done that before. so to make things better me and my friend Drew went to the nudie-beach for xmas!  ooooh, alright i got the idea now  Drew gettin her warpaint on  this is just in response to all these topless chick photos yall hipsters been puttin up  and thats how thats all comin along i swear i've still been diligently working tho, just spent a week in this place...   and lastly...  nothing says party like "all damaged beercans, 75% off"...thats 30 minutes worth of rummaging through beercan displays with the thought "basket-full of party" runnin through my head Posted on 26 Dec 2006 by houston
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